Drunk horse

A woman starts riding her man in the reverse cowgirl position then sticks her finger up his butt dry and the girl tries to stay on for as long as possible.

I rode a drunk horse last night.

Drunk horse by Hanna Banana1 November 23, 2016

Drunk Trojan Horse

A Drunk Trojan Horse is something you would use to transport Alcohol Illegally, such as; putting alcohol into a backpack and walking into a sports event. Basically any object used to hide alcohol from being seen while transporting it

We just pulled A Drunk Trojan Horse , High Five!

Drunk Trojan Horse by Tom Vlach December 7, 2007

kicking horse drink 

A western Canada classic this drink consists of house red wine on the rocks finished with a fine cream or milk.

Shannon got wasted off that kicking horse drink last week!

kicking horse drink by willedit4food April 18, 2023

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink 

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink by brucelennon August 21, 2016

drank herself ugly

A woman who is a barfly who drinks alcohol excessively over a long period of time and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging. Another sister phrase is to 'Smoke herself ugly" for a woman who smokes meth and her beauty deteriorates more rapidly than by natural aging.

"Man, that Bitch done drank herself ugly for sure!"

"Man, that Bitch done smoked herself ugly for sure!"

drank herself ugly by Abzeichen October 1, 2013