Drop Sloth
A security prevention involving a platform above a door, a release catch, and a very heavy three-toed sloth.
Buying the Drop Sloth was the best investment I've ever made. The last thing a burglar wants to encounter during a heist is a disgruntled sloth aided by the force of gravity.
Drop Sloth by Petros March 10, 2004
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