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Dolgeville

A small town in central New York where all the hicks are. No matter how much you hate and want to leave this place. You still end up back here. Everyone’s cousins so it’s hard not to date someone who isn’t your cousin. The high school is so shitty. They’ll throw you out for using your phone during class but snort coke in the bathroom and you get 5 days of oss. Everyone gets pregnant around 15-16 or are crackheads/addicted to vaping by 13.
Seriously. Don’t come to Dolgeville. You’ll leave with an std or a kid.
Dolgeville by the-ole-ass-hoe December 23, 2018
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dolgeville fight club 

A group of young men who like to anal buttfuck each other. They meet after school everyday to fight and compare penis sizes. They often shove their penises in each other
Memphis and Jacob are going to fight after school for their initiation for the dolgeville fight club.

Dolgeville school 

The school here is ass, all the teachers are dogshit, I’ve seen peoples ass cheeks before. Most people haven’t even felt the touch of a woman. And the mayor, Mary Puznowski is butt booty cheeks.
Hey man you wanna go to Dolgeville school?
Fuck no

Dogville, USA 

Any given town in the US that is overrun with dogs.
Jeez, I can’t hear a single word over all that crazy barking; we must be smack in the middle of Dogville, USA!
Dogville, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Daleville 

A small, smelly, craphole of a place in lower alabama.
This place is such a daleville.
Daleville by Funy June 18, 2008

Daleville 

(a) Found in lower Alabama.

(b) That sucky, crappy little town everyone wants to get out of.
Person 1: "This place sucks!"
Person 2: "What do you expect? It's Daleville!"
Daleville by Collisionn April 13, 2011

daleville 

the most boring and unknown place you will ever encounter in the state of Alabama
dude- so where are you from?

chik-Daleville...

dude- your mom did what?
daleville by Crystal Hacker June 17, 2008