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Dog In A Bathtub 

"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"

Dog in the Manger 

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.
A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.
Dog in the Manger by Methid Man December 15, 2004

dog in a bag 

The latest fad for hollywood celebrities trying to be seen as fashionable.

Comes from the trend for celebrities to carry around their dogs every where they go in handbags.
This years "dog in a bag" is having babies.
dog in a bag by Adam Turnbull October 14, 2005

dog in the meathouse 

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'
Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.
I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.
Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Dog in heat 

When a female dog is "ripe" for mating with a male dog. This term is also applied to humans when a female is horny she may be considered "in heat"
Guy 1: "That girl practically ripped your clothes off at the bar!"

Guy 2: "I dont know what to say man, she was like a dog in heat!"