Dirty Peyton

when you take a slushie and pour it on a girls chest and then suck it off of her through a vacuum tube

yeah bro i gave that girl a dirty peyton last night and got a brain freeze

Dirty Peyton by papa frick January 15, 2021

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Dirty Peyton

When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”

Dude I did a dirty Peyton at my house and it was chill asf

Dirty Peyton by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024