Dirty Mea

When a hex bug climbs up a woman’s pussy and takes a fat shit, the shit then absorbs in the pussy walls and turns the woman into a hex bug penis

Where Stacy go?

Idk I was hanging out with here and I think a dirty mea happened.

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dirty meadow

A dirty meadow is when a guys pulls out and spunks on the brush.

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Run a mile in heavy sweat pants and then when you return home open your sleeping girlfriends mouth and insert sweat drenched sack.

"When I got home from my jog last night I let Dianna have a dirty meatball for a midnight snack"

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When someone shits in class and it burns your nose

“Ah fuck, Jacob shit his pants and it smells like dirty meatloaf”

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When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

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A whore that accuses you of having hair extensions then attempts to pull them out while also being a lying whore that is fucking wit yo man.

Dirty Meaghan is dirty meaghan for a reason

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