Depotese refers to a dialect used on the h'east side of Ottawa, east of Bank St. Its origins can be traced back to Hat, Quebec, its
development to a depot on
the dark side of town and its defining moment, to a four fingered man named Jean-Luc.
Common attributes of depotese are the use of the letter H in front of all vowels and the pluralization of all nouns. There is a petish to make depotese the
official language of Gatineau.