Desper 

To desper is to make cum sounds ( moaning sounds ) all throughout the night , named after my cousin desper , desper is a. Serious illness

Oh boi that lad really knows how to desper ! I’m sorry but you have ... desper

Desper by Scranielle October 18, 2020

Desper 

1To moan loudly and make cum sounds all through the night with no rhyme or reason
2 a serious medical condition where you can only make cum sounds

1Oh boi u really are a desper!
2 I’m sorry but you have ... desper

Desper by Scranielle October 18, 2020

DESPER REN 

Desper Ren done

Cacked mask falls to the floor at last. The closed tight doors, closed clear minds, and legs gorilla clued tight is Desper Ren done!

Dudes party time 500 Desper Ren done hotties need unglued!

Dude that desper Ren done lusty pool party,

Pool of tears! Gorilla glue be banned, be gone be done!

DESPER REN by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 10, 2020

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010