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interior decorator 

Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.
Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

Dick Deflator 

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

painters and decorators

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.
Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

dick deflator 

something so vile or disgusting that it has the capacity to deflate the erection that you may have attained
Samantha looks hot, but the fungus on her beaver is a dick deflator.
dick deflator by Sagrr October 7, 2007

defloration 

The act of a girl losing her virginity. It is a form of the work deflower. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.
Amy asked her older sister Sue to stay in the room during her defloration by Jimmy. She wanted Sue to hold her hand because she was afraid of the pain when he broke through her hymen.
defloration by BRD November 22, 2004

decorators are in 

She's got her period.
I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...