A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.
Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"
Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.