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naked dance break 

Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:

It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo
God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.
naked dance break by Xnguela November 12, 2007

ipad break dance 

on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
ipad break dance by pixiegod November 7, 2013

About to break dance 

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment
Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!

break dance fighting 

what Hansel (owen wilson) and that weird lookin dude do towards the end of zoolander.
Just when we all thought Mike and Kyle were gonna brawl, they end up break dance fighting instead. Bunch of homos.

Powysian Break-dance 

Rolling down a hill of more than 45 degree incline whilst fucking. If no ejaculation has occurred prior to reaching the bottom, it is NOT a Powysian Break-dance. It is a FAILURE.
‘Many thousands of years ago, it was rumoured that the Powysian Break-dance was performed as a Satanic blood-letting ritual performed by limbless midgets’ - Spinal Tap.
Powysian Break-dance by 535 October 9, 2012

Break-dance

Breaks you and your soul while you dance whilst making you feel on cocaine and LSD whilst breaking and spraining a few hand and legs
My brother is in the hospital because he was doing some Break-dance.
Break-dance by Degenerate car November 4, 2021