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Date for the story - Although you aren't particularly attracted to someone going on a date with them would leave you a good story to share with your friends.
Me: Are you going to go out with that strange guy you met last Friday?

Her: I might DFTS, I need something new to blog about.
DFTS by mtgirlem June 17, 2009

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's) 

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).
Don't Forget To Say Your Prayers
G'Night, DFTSYP.
DFTSYP by yourmotha. July 21, 2011
Stands for Don’t Force The Single Ladies and it is the best friend group to ever exist.
Bro I wish we could be like the DFTSL
dftsl by Veeeeeeeee3 October 12, 2020