A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly
intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to
common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.
Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful
relationships with one person in a monogamous way.
Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:
Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do
whatever you wanted
Judy:
You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?
Judy has
Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome