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Lindsay was reluctant to buy sleeveless shirts because of her cubbage.
Cubbage by Sterph December 29, 2007
Cubbage's exploded into the world when a certain someone could not say 'storage cupboard pack' or 'cabinets' because they were next to each other. Cubbage was the result of the two words. All cubbages include a promotional cabbage.
"We need to sell some more cubbages, guyzz!"

"Cubbage, in touch with tomorrow"
Cubbage by Discount Ben July 31, 2008

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

benadryl cabbage patch 

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.
My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?
Meat Cabbage by Proy21 October 4, 2008

cabbage grabber 

About 150 cabbage grabbers ran from the barn as the police officers came to investigate a reported cockfight.
cabbage grabber by USnative February 6, 2010