Crimaldi 

1. A college hockey referee who skates like a duesch bag.

2. A college student who is a total bro, but denies it, and loves to give crim-jobs.

1. Hey crimaldi, what kind of call was that?!

2. Stop tying cherry stems into knots in peoples' assholes, crimaldi!

Crimaldi by crimaldi April 20, 2008

crimaliens 

Criminal aliens: illegal immigrants who cross borders in order to work illegaly and are blamed for most of new wave crimes in the host country.

-In Denmark, the Iranian/ Iraqi & Kurdish crimaliens are the only fly in the that wonderful economic bowl: they wreck, loot and rape everything that moves! And when anti-immigrant cries or anti-Islamist cartoons are used to try and portray the sense of anger and betrayal... Danes are called 'racists' and 'anit-Islamist' by the same 'cunt'ries these crimaliens came from!

-Israel -- a modern immigrants' country by its own nature -- faced a wave of Jordanian crimaliens who sneaked into its tightly-guarded borders to wreak holy havoc and disappear into thin air... that they have been called in Hebrew 'Shabachim', or ghosts!

crimaliens by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

cramaldis

Inspired by the famed NY bakery name, cramaldis and its cousin; cramaldeez are directive verbs describing the act of stuffing one's genitalia into socially impregnable and usually unwelcome places.

Cramaldis dick in ya' mouth ya bone smugglin' pipe fitter!

cramaldis by Art Terry June 3, 2004