Craughter 

Simultaneously experiencing manic crying and hysterical laughter, usually resulting from surprise workloads/deadlines that you have been delegated, but not consulted on, leading to disbelief and despair.

Other notable applications of the word have been known to appear at the negative outcome of a pregnancy scare.

A: Oh you finished the project overnight? How nice of you! But I didn't actually need it till next week because the deadline changed, did I forget to tell you?

B: Whaaa? But..I worked all...for...*twitch*, *CRAUGHTER*

crying

Craughter by Lullabytiger September 11, 2014

crylaughterbate 

A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he uses his own tears as lubrication but while in the act realizes how sad yet funny his predicament is and he begins to laugh at himself.

Billy had a girl he liked stolen from him and the only way he could relive his feelings was to crylaughterbate.

crylaughterbate by CJ_de_wiz September 1, 2007

Caughted 

Capturing something before it is even caught.

I have caughted the spider before the spider was captured.

Caughted by guywithagiantpen April 5, 2020

Craught 

Fancy turd. Elegant plop. Regal shit. The most luxurious of fecal collections. A defecation of style.

Bout to lay a juicy craught on these bitches!

Craught by CraughtMaster March 31, 2017

Claughter

A compound of clap and laughter made to describe the reaction that social justice Advocates when they see a "comedian" they like. No laughter is actually involved and the person initiating the reaction is not really a comedian but rather a social justice Advocate giving a speech. Whenever the "comedian" makes a point the audience likes they clap and this is what we refer to as Claughter.

Replacing laughter with Applause

Trevor noah: orange man bad
Audience: *Applause
Me: wow Trevor's on fire today just listen to that uproarious Claughter

Claughter by num1shinfan December 15, 2018

coughter 

to laugh so much you go in to a coughing fit. could be brought on by laughing while drinking, or when you have a heavy cold

Billy told me the joke about the preist and the legless stripper, and I suffered a severe case of coughter. I inhaled half my drink.

coughter by Mikala September 6, 2005

Coughter Up

To cover up a word or phrase by pretending to cough.

Look, Paris Hilton is on TV again. *Cough*Slut*cough*

... And that is an example of the Coughter Up.

Coughter Up by Dano Martinez September 10, 2007