Crapolita 

A Mexican crap/crapola.

Oh crap! Look at that crapolita Pepita left on the porch! I think she had too many tacos...

Crapolita by maty.eats.mangos July 4, 2011

crapplication

A bundled program that comes with a preloaded computer. These apps rarely provide any useful service except for liberating hundereds of megabytes of hard drive space.

I got a new dell, but it took me two hours to get rid of the crapplications like Yahoo Jukebox.

crapplication by lordalchemist May 5, 2009

carpolitis 

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

carpolitis by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.

I’ll be in the john, takin’ the ol’ crapola!

takin’ the ol’ crapola by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021

crapital 

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

crapital by Occupant December 3, 2004

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

Crapitarian by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

[Holy crapola] 

An expression meaning you’re surprised. It's a different way of saying, "Holy crap!"

“Holy crapola, it’s raining!”

“Holy crapola, I can’t believe I just beat the high score!”

[Holy crapola] by Kplumb August 3, 2008