Definitions by lordalchemist

Flair Quote 

Adding air quotes to a sentence, without justification, usually used as a desperate maneuver when trying to keep an uninterested audience's attention. Often the audience must ponder the speaker's intent, searching for a double meaning that is rarely forthcoming.

Can be used in conjunction with if you know what I mean

Person using Flair Quote: ...So, after I poured the orange juice I "'Toasted'" a bagel, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Uhm, no...?

Flair Quote by LordAlchemist July 10, 2009

crapplication

A bundled program that comes with a preloaded computer. These apps rarely provide any useful service except for liberating hundereds of megabytes of hard drive space.

I got a new dell, but it took me two hours to get rid of the crapplications like Yahoo Jukebox.

crapplication by lordalchemist May 5, 2009