Crapankles

Noun, slang. Crap-aNkles Ankles that don't work normally or particularly well.

My crapankles don't work very well.

Crapankles by Dr. Crackenburg. June 1, 2011

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011

crapanese 

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

crapanese by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Crankles 

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.

"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"

Crankles by Gemilie August 14, 2006

crankles 

The condition which usually afflicts large ladies where the ankle and calf are nearly the same diameter

check out the crankles on that bloater

crankles by darkman69 October 27, 2008

caprankles

cute,cank crapis that come down to yo cankles.

Starkeisha look a hot mess in her caprankles.

caprankles by bmartplz March 11, 2009