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A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.
Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.
crab farm by Cameron P March 13, 2004

Crab Farmer 

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.
Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!
Crab Farmer by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009