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Couch Sitter 

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!
Couch Sitter by Defftik February 4, 2010
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The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

Conch Shitter 

Blonde little girl who shits in conch shells.
Conch Shitter by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conch Shitter 

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.
Conch Shitter by Bracastyle November 9, 2018