Constructicon 

Member of a Decepticon Special Team made up entirely of construction vehicles. All coloured light green and purple, the Constructicons are Scavenger (hoe), Scrapper (digger), Bonecrusher (bulldozer), Mixmaster (cement mixer), Hook (crane) and Long Haul (dump truck).

They combine into Devastator. The Constructicons were the first Special Team with a combined mode, and the only one inherited from the Diaclone line. Uniquely among the Generation 1 combiners, the Constructicons were not interchangeable and could only combine in a very specific way.

"Constructicons, combine and merge into Devastator!"

"Nobody's driving those things!"
"Right, puny human! We are the Constructicons! We drive ourselves!"

Constructicon by Andy July 22, 2004

Constructicon 

Transformer from Hasbro's mid-eighties toy line and coresponding television series.
The six members of the constructions are:
Hook, Scrapper, Long Haul, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, and Scavenger.
The constructicons are brilliant architects and can construct physical wonders at exponential speeds. Sadly, they use their talents primarily for evil. When provoked, the Constructicons can merge to form Devastator, the strongest and most dangerous Decepticon of it's time, next to perhaps only Megatron.

"Constructicons, merge for the kill!"

Constructicon by NeroMan June 2, 2003

construction rock 

The broad genre of music that is heard at every single contruction site in the United States and Canada. It isn't just metal, it is also buttrock, classic rock and alternative. No matter how many times "Fade To Black" is heard on the radio in one day, it doesn't get old to blue collared construction workers who are huge enthusiasts of the genre.

Some popular construction rock bands are Guns and Roses, Bush, Stone Temple Pilots, The Doobie Brothers, Journey, Def Leopard, Heart, Rush and The Jimi Hendrix Experience.

My mind used to be more open when it came to music. I then started working as an HVAC technician. I have grown to be so sick of hearing all of that construction rock. If I hear AC/DC one more time I am going to come back in the middle of the night and set every single house here a blaze. I don't care if I lose my pay.

construction rock by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

Utah Road Construction 

The biggest and longest running joke ever to be pulled by a state or nation in history.
The joke is that some people get together somewhere and map out a place to set up cones and tear up the road. Setup then involves blocking off a half mile strip of road on either side of the workzone, and proceeding to jackhammer the hell out of the asphalt.
The punchline is everyone that has to drive through the workzone, as the workers not jackhammering (all of them) laugh at the frustrated looks on peoples faces as they go by, late for work by at least half an hour or more thanks to a four lane highway being shrunken to one lane.
Once the "work" is supposed to be done, or when a new place is found, the workers pull up stakes and move, leaving the road the same as it was before they came, or worse.
This has been going on since before recorded history in Utah, although no record has currently been found as to whether it started with the laying of asphalt in Utah, or merely when roads were established.

Son of a-- not another Utah Road Construction Project! and right on the way to work too.

Utah Road Construction by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.

Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

Duncan Construction by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009

Road Construction 

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.

1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.

Road Construction by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008