Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is
not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and
the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in
the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared:
Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the
conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are
inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.