Congresstipated 

Legislation stuck in Congress.

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.

Congresstipated by Waboa February 13, 2009

congestipated 

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

congestipated by me66in January 27, 2009

Congestipated 

When you hold your poop in for so long your intestines become congested.

After a 3 hour drive with no bathroom stops and a large breakfast, my dad was in considerable pain, he was congestipated.

Congestipated by Adidas_11 January 11, 2025