Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh
I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but
have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "
You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"