Colwell'd 

When a person expectedly (or unexpectedly) interrupts the conclusion of n interaction between two or more people.

1. Radio DJ Colwell'd the end of the song by speaking over the end.
2.

Person X: Anyway, great discussion. Are you free next week?
Person Y: Oh, absolutely. May I have your -
Person Z: HAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYBODY!
Person X: We seem to have been Colwell'd.

Colwell'd by mackadacker April 3, 2013

Simon Cowell’d 

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Simon Cowell’d by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain

Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose

Dirty Colwell by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013

simon cowell day 

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

simon cowell day by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

Dylan Conwell 

The Dylan i know is tall funny ...gay and is the sweatiest guy you will ever meet when every you meet a Dylan and become friends with them you better hold them close because when you lose friendship with them they will leave you forever.

"oh hey that Dylan Conwell He's really funny... but watch out he'll kill you"

Dylan Conwell by Gay :3 August 1, 2019