Colonsequences 

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.

Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."

Colonsequences by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009

Cosmic Consequences 

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Cosmic Consequences by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

un-forseen consequences 

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007

Book of manz💤 Consequences 

Book of manz💤 Vol 2: Consequences

Consequence 1 Get socked out
Consequence 2 you turn into the wind
Consequence 3 get kicked from manz group

Book of manz💤 Consequences :When a manz breaks a rule from the book of manz they get a consequence

Book of manz💤 Consequences by Oscar.uchiha May 24, 2018

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

when you discovered the truth about world , money , goverment , religions , rich , debt , and famous ppl

Person 1 : The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Person 2 : Ur conspiracy theorist
Person 1 : No , i discovered the truth

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race by NevenPL December 12, 2022

Half Life: Full Life Consequences 

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

Half Life: Full Life Consequences by Paufan December 9, 2008