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Colon Whiskers 

The wiry, tangly, pubic hair surrounding the balloon knot
I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.

I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.

colon wrecker 

A penis that has the ability to go so far inside of a female in sexual intercourse, that it makes the females colon or other internal organs slightly ache, itch, or bleed (maybe bleed if it's a 2 meter beater)
Megan: I hooked up with a guy last night, and he had a colon wrecker.
Julie: No way! How do you feel?
Megan: It was great, but my colon feels a little achy
colon wrecker by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

Colon Warrior 

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.
Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

Coon Wazzler 

When a man dips his ballsack into melted chocolate and has a fellow person lick it off with their tongue.
"Hey Diana, did you hear that Chris Coon Wazzled our English Teacher in Period 6 yesterday? what a coon wazzler!"
Coon Wazzler by Blakey G May 22, 2016

Color Wolf 

In China, there is a famous word "color wolf" to describe someone who is lustful. The word "goat" would probably be the nearest English translation. The predatory nature of the wolf is implied.
New female Chinese immigrant dressed like a slut: "You no look at me like that! You are color wolf!"
Color Wolf by Li'l Scotty May 6, 2012

color wars 

An event in iMater Charter Middle/High School where you dress up in your grade color:
6th:Green
7th:Orange
8th:Red
9th:Yellow

10th:Purple

11th:Gray
12th:Black
It’s usually rigged for the 8th and 12th graders to win but CO’28(us) lost to the stupid 7th graders this year!
Devyn:Are you ready for color wars?!
Stacy:HELL YEAHHHH
bitch ass 7th grader: hi guys let’s wear orange 🍊

everyone: *beats his ass*
color wars by nachoo_jocelynn28 October 30, 2023