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Cockpedo 

A guy who is a solid friend and will stick by your side unless there is even the slightest, most remote chance he will score with a chick and then he homes on the chick like a torpedo after a target. He's unstoppable and will ditch all his friends for even the slightest chance of getting laid. Expect to get ditched for the big game, ditched when he's supposed to give you a ride to get new kicks at the mall or help fixing your car.
I really like Derek but he's a total cockpedo, even tried to bang my ex-girlfriend when he was supposed to be my best man.
Cockpedo by robsbemmer December 5, 2014
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Cockiedoodiepishie

1. noun: (usually followed by "time"): A time in one's life/day where logic and rational thinking are replaced by crazy behavior.
2. verb: The act having been crazy, usually out of character.
Noun: Don't worry about Yehuda's behavior, it's his cockiedoodiepishie time.

Verb: Yehuda is going to cockiedoodiepishie himself right out of school.
verb: A state of suffocation by dick sucking. Hyperventilation, blue in the face, and unconsciousness are very common symptoms, and it occurs very quickly. Tips for if this should occur.
Men: Try to restart her heart by pounding your cock on her chest.
Women: Hope your man is competent enough to save you or else you have been defeated by dick.
That girl totally got cockedout by that cowboy and she almost died but then regained consciousness.
cockedout by awesomeoamzin April 24, 2011

cockledoubledodo 

when your mom catches you on fortnite and she says pause the game but you cant because its a live game so you sayyyyyy cockledoubledodo!!!!!!!
pause the the game dinners readyyyyyy!!!!

me:shut up mom i cant pause the game cockledoubledodo
cockledoubledodo by DR.SUESS:)- October 6, 2022

Cockledoodledoo

A term coined by Synth Synthitect Synthellius the Sirth (alternatively known as Syn Synthitecture Synthellius Synantrum Synallicues)

it mean hello
Syn - "cockledoodledoo"
Noze - "Fuck you"
Mtre - "I am going to go buy more Gunplas."
Cockledoodledoo by htnys February 18, 2026