Cock plant 

Like a face plant, but what hurts afterwards is your cock.

Dude 1: Man! I was skating yesterday trying to grind that rail...
Dude 2: Hahaha, Face plant?
Dude 1: Worse..
Dude 2: OMG?
Dude 1: Yeah, Cock plant
Dude 2: I can feel your pain.

Cock plant by baggepinnen October 14, 2011

Cockolantern 

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

Cockolantern by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Homosexual Cockplant 

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.

Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant

Homosexual Cockplant by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Cockulant 

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant?

Cockulant by mistressd November 15, 2015

Cockulant 

Too be cocky but also an asshole like a white college guy that makes fun of all the girls

That football player is such a cockulant bitch. She didn't even do anything to him.

Cockulant by ALEX696969smh June 6, 2018