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Cock Whistle 

Very similar to the female queef , it occurs when air becomes trapped down the urethra and escapes. The resulting sound is a very airy whistle. Similar to wind blowing through an old building making a whistling noise.
Girl- Did you hear that?

Boy- shut up baby its just a cock whistle
Cock Whistle by Wardycus August 29, 2012

whistle cock

A penis of such small size that can fit through the tiny hole formed when one whistles.
You shouldn't whistle around him, he has a whistle cock...

Dude, watch your cock when I whistle.

Wow, that cock is ment for the whistling hole, not a vagina.
whistle cock by BigMacBaby69 July 15, 2010

Cock whistling 

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle
I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling
Cock whistling by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

Cockwhistler 

One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.
Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."

Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."

cockwhistle 

Insult that suggests someone likes to blow on a cock. Can be used in any occasion.
Dude you knocked over my drink you freakin cockwhistle.
cockwhistle by Arrozador August 25, 2008