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Cochella 

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.
Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.
Cochella by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016
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Cochella 

Somebody that is cold and needs Sean van der Walt to warm her up
Eg. I am so cochella ryt now
Cochella by Vanderwalt June 4, 2016

cochella flu 

the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.
damn that cochella flu gets me every year

Covchella 

Large festival-like gandering with no social distancing, no mask wearing policy and large numbers of COVID-19 potential spread such as president ManKaren’s rallies.
Did you see Tulsa’s Covchella event last Saturday? Might as well cough in each other’s mouths at the entrance.
Covchella by 50ft Pchs June 22, 2020

coachella hangover 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.
Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...