Cluster Fix 

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'

Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!

Cluster Fix by acowfrog April 15, 2009

CLUSTERFIST 

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing

dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist

CLUSTERFIST by roz March 9, 2005

clusterfidiots 

People of or pertaining to a cluster fuck.
Cluster fuck idiots.

When a large group of people are being stupid and creating a cluster fuck, they are clusterfidiots.
A trafic jam caused by an accident and a bunch of rubber neckers is composed of clusterfidiots.

clusterfidiots by Jason D. December 10, 2005

CLUSTERFIST 

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

CLUSTERFIST by weave September 22, 2003