Clitasaurus

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

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clitasaurus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?

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Billions of years ago, there roamed a Clitasaurus.

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is fukkin gay litrally !!!!!!!!!!
biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many girls do u know that look at FHM magazine?????
shes a lez!!!!!!!!!!

Clitasaurus by burger March 30, 2004

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A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

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A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

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When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.

ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.

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