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chud monkey 

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
chud monkey by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

chud-monkey 

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)
your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!
chud-monkey by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.
Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.
Chufmonkey by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010