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Christpilled 

To know the truth that Jesus Christ is the Son of Man sent to humanity to for the forgiveness of their sins.
Jesse is Christpilled
Christpilled by Biggest Dick Rick November 14, 2020

Christpilled 

When a man or woman has it down bad for another brother in Christ.
John is Christpilled for Jesse.
Christpilled by PvtPrankEm November 9, 2023

Christpilled 

Someone who was brainwashed (i.e. adopted radically different beliefs due to systematic and often forcible pressure) into believing in the Christian Protestant/Evangelical God, with an emphasis on the figure of Jesus Christ.
Hannah's boyfriend dumped him after 2 years because he found Jesus and wanted to force her to also "accept Christ as his Lord and savior". He got totally Christpilled out of nowhere!
Christpilled by Nerd#1 December 6, 2024

Based and Christpilled-convention 

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.

Christkiller 

Sorry, honey, but the stingy Christkillers at the bank wouldn't approve me for the loan. Looks like we'll have to wait until next year to buy the house.
Christkiller by Heimy Goldstein August 29, 2008

Christille

Rebellious no just really stubborn
Stands up for what she believes kn cause she believe in it.

Doesn't care how much people talk she keeps her opinions hers
Hates bad people ,stubborn people (stubborn for the wrong reason).
Hates traitors ,gossipers, people who stand for wrong , society.

Cute, sweet, selective, trusworthy, but not trusting, protective, fighter, dreamer, leader, different cause she doesnt advertise it.. it just happens to be her but she hides it.. sad but tearless.. popular but lonely. Complicated. Different.
Christille is something special and she'll be something big.
Christille by SecretWings May 19, 2018