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Christianne 

She is a very very cute,pretty and beautiful girl.She has a lot of admirers and suitors but she plays hard to get.she is a daredevil and a go getter.
She is probably the sweetest most loving and caring person you will ever meet.But once you break her heart she'll break yours. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is a bit boyish. She can also be mature. She can be hard headed at times,but she is street smart. she can also be horny at times. She never lets go of the one she loves. She always follows her dreams and never lets go of them. she may just be one of the best!
You think that girl is pretty just look at Christianne.
Christianne by Esme_shweets May 29, 2019
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Christianne 

The horniest, funniest, greatest time you'll pretty much ever encounter.
Man...I'm really craving a Christianne tonight.
Christianne by XXX_tina February 8, 2009

Christianne 

Chirstianne's are hard on the outside but soft on the inside. Once a Christianne's shell is broken, she is the softest person you know. Christianne's also have lots of mental problems on the side but thats always fun!
Did you hear, Christianne is having another mental breakdown!
Christianne by cocovax March 17, 2019

Christianne 

A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discover of beauty. She is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. She has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. She makes the greatest honey and rosemary, bacon and eggs. She has beautiful, blue eyes, and a really good smile. She’s there for you and has your back. She would do a lot to make you smile which you realise is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for her and all that she is.
Christianne is a person who needs to be cared for

Bully Christianne day

Hey, did you know it was Bully Christianne day?
Bully Christianne day by Vanisshed September 14, 2021

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014