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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
cheezits by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits 

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.
Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.
Toe cheezits by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019
So you can call a friend with whom you have fun for a long time when you meet. He is like delicious gum
Yo chewits! lets go to party!
Hey chewits!
Chewits look! i make snowman from pillows
Chewits by swagin.s January 5, 2021

Cheezits Christ 

The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares.
Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again.
Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010

Awww, Cheezits! 

An explicative loosely translated to “awww, J3sus!” Great for kids in their darkest need to express their frustrations.
Awww, Cheezits! Mom, I hit my thumb with a hammer!
Awww, Cheezits! by MaryGladys August 23, 2011
You are eating my CHEEZITS
Cheezits by Kaolin November 1, 2019