The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

Friend-o-caust by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011

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holla-caust

When a nazi tries to holla.

1) "Man, is that nazi yelling at you?"
2) "Naw, he jus' holla-caustin'."

holla-caust by j-pop December 23, 2005

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Joke-a-caust

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.

Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.

Joke-a-caust by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010

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Fall-a-caust

An event in which it sleets or snows overnight in Texas and leaves a nice, slippery layer of ice over all streets and walkways.

Dude, I fell like 8 times while walking on the ice on the way to school today!

I know, it's a total Fall-a-caust out there!

Fall-a-caust by L.P.33 February 26, 2011

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