Captain Knots 

Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.

"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"

Captain Knots by theyseemeryden January 12, 2013

Captain Knots 

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

Captain Knots by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010

Captain Knots 

An amazing man who is the best at League of Legends and being awesome.

Look over there it's a Captain Knots kicking ass in LoL.

Captain Knots by AmbientWalrus September 8, 2012

Captain Tying Knots 

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

Captain Tying Knots by BMont October 29, 2010