Cadrephobia 

The fear that on your birthday your cadre will pop out of your birthday cake and bring you back to New Cadet Week

C/Slowspeed I. M. 's birthday is in two day, he has got a bad case of Cadrephobia

Cadrephobia by C/Slowspeed I.AM TC 4-5 November 13, 2011

chorephobia 

The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.

When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."

chorephobia by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Cidephobia 

The fear of killing. According to the Center for Mental Disorders (CMD), cidephobia is specified as a condition in which a person either has an intense desire not to kill people, experiences recurrent urges not to kill, or fantasies about a world in which everyone gets along. Cidephobia is recognized as a clinical disorder by the CDM. It has been shown in numerous studies that cidephobia has negative effects on a person's ability to enjoy killing. If you or a loved one suffer from cidephobia, they should see a psychiatrist immediately.

John: Hey Paul! Kill that mofo!
Paul: I can't due to my cidephobia.
John: Aw damn Paul, you seriously need to get some help.

Cidephobia by assmurderer September 14, 2009

carlphobia 

Carlphobia is a real phobia that Can happen to anyone whos around someone who gives off a ton of bullshit

Man Hes giving me a Shit ton of Bullshit hes gonna give me Carlphobia

carlphobia by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 9, 2019

CADaphobia 

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.

-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*

CADaphobia by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021

Codraphobia 

The fear of playing Call of Duty with out a team of friends due to the risk of ruining ones stats.

MAN 1 - Dude, I need some good players on my friends list before I can play!
MAN 2 - Quit with the codraphobia and just play already

Codraphobia by The Sitdownasaurus April 14, 2011

carlphobia 

I hate sex

I hate people named Carl and sex. I am blessed with Carlphobia. I will die in 6 weeks.

carlphobia by master of carlphobia October 6, 2021