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Cactus Crotch 

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
Cactus Crotch by Myagooshki March 7, 2011
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Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
cactus crotch by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

Cactus crotch 

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see
Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.
Cactus crotch by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

Cactus Crotch Syndrome 

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.