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brown streak man 

A superhero that can make you shit you pants in one stare.
Oh no! It's Brown Streak Man! The one day I forgot to wear my adult diaper! (shits pants)

brown streamer 

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"
I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.
brown streamer by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Brown Streaming 

When you're in a bath full of hot chocolate and need a wee, but carry on drinking it, then weeing lover and over again.
"Hey dude, what are you doing today? I'm staying home and brown streaming"
Brown Streaming by Chocolateydude November 27, 2021

De-railed Brownstreak 

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.
Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.