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Brohemochip 

Brohemochip is when someone is the coolest bro you know. It is a bro that would do anything for you. It's is a combination of the two terms of brotato chip and brohemoth. It was a word created by God himself
If you knew Chuck Noris, then he would be a brohemochip to you.
Brohemochip by Jmoose01 March 6, 2017

Brosmith 

Brosmith (n) Brosmythe - One who takes normal, unrefined men, and shapes them in to bros. Basically, as a blacksmith takes normal, unrefined metals, and shapes them into all kinds of things, so does a Brosmith with respect to bros.
James Myers, wow, that guy is a real brosmith.

bohemuth 

thats a HUGE bitch "BOHEMUTH"
bohemuth by nognome August 27, 2009

Brohemian 

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.
After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.
Brohemian by Bobro May 29, 2011
Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums
Brosemite by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

brohemoth 

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."
brohemoth by concussionme August 22, 2009