Broccomole 

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

Broccomole by macstavern June 18, 2011

broccoleak 

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Lesser to an Eggsparagus

Glasses
Is an acorn
Peanut Butter
Taller than me

Red

broccoleak: hi
Eggsparagus: im better than you
broccoleak: no u

broccoleak by Eggsparagus May 10, 2019

Broccodile 

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

Broccodile by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

broccoleye by a broccolee December 15, 2010