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term popularized by Sir Mix Alot to describe a large, unattractive woman who resides in or frequents the city of Bremerton, WA to establish "relations" with Navy personnel.
shes a bremelo
bremelo by sick December 15, 2003
a term coined by Sir Mix-a-Lot referring to unattractive women that frequent or reside in Bremerton, WA with the intent or inclination to pursue relations with US Naval personnel stationed there. Bremelos can frequently be distinguished by, but are not limited to, women wearing satin jackets with ship names on them or having noticeably half-permed hairstyles.
I heard that Barnes hooked up with a bremelo he met at the Fuzzy Naval last night!
bremelo by Sassybaskets February 26, 2008

bremelow 

A large over-wieght non-atractive woman that hits on sailors near bremerton naval base in washington state.
sailor 1 " so did you hook up with any chicks at the bar last night?"

sailor 2 "no man, i drank so much i passed out and woke up in bed with another fat chick."

sailor 1 "dam guy, you gotta watch out for those bremelows"
bremelow by bremelowbait November 14, 2011

bremerton 

A lame city located on the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Known for: high crime rate, hookers, meth, navy sailors, and the ever frightening bremelo. Should you find yourself in bremerton you have taken a dangerous wrong turn.
Typical day of life in bremerton,

Cody - "Let's go to Wallmart".

Leroy - "We did that yesterday and it was lame".

Cody - "Yeah, well lets go find us some bremelos".

Bremerhoes 

"Bremerhoes" meaning the fat, ugly, and most disgusting women you'll meet at bars and social places in the city of Bremerton, WA.
Hey Mike, Promise me tonight won't be like last time. You can't be getting too tipsy and taking "Bremerhoes" back home with us."
Bremerhoes by TRISOM DOT ORG March 16, 2011

Olympic College in Bremerton 

A small community "college" located in Kitsap County in Northwest Washington. Also known as the University of Bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap whores/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. The students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.
Person 1 : "Hey where are you going to college?"
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.