Brappetizer

A small portion of a food or drink served before or at the beginning of breakfast to stimulate the desire to eat.

Kelly just wants to hang a fang on a bowl of HBOOS for her brappetizer.

Brappetizer by Cookie Slates November 25, 2009

Brappetizer

appetizer before breakfast

I am so hungry, I need a brappetizer to tide me over before my wife wakes up and makes me my 'real' breakfast.

Brappetizer by fedy December 25, 2009

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers 

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

Crappetizers by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

crappetizer 

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

crappetizer by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crappetizer 

Appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).

Let's just order some crappetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!

crappetizer by Karen Drummey August 5, 2007

Trappetizer 

Abundant food purchased by drunken patrons in a greasy spoon to fulfill unusual appetite cravings.

I cannot believe that server coerced us into buying twenty dollars of trappetizers last night: fried zucchini, raw Buffalo wings, onion rings, fries, and pumpkin slices.

Trappetizer by T Punanja September 10, 2005