Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

BrainJacking 

"Brainjacking" is a term used to describe the act of seizing control over an individual's brain functions through the hacking of implanted chips. These chips may serve medical purposes, such as regulating bodily functions for individuals with neurological conditions, or advanced technological purposes, like cognitive augmentation or direct communication with external devices.

The scenario of brainjacking often involves computer hacking, enabling a third party to manipulate the signals sent or received by the brain chip, thus taking control of the individual's actions or thoughts. This raises significant ethical, security, and privacy concerns, highlighting the emerging challenges posed by the convergence of technology and biology.

The science fiction novel depicted a dystopian future where criminals engaged in brainjacking, infiltrating neural implants to control the minds of unsuspecting citizens.

BrainJacking by mareiantoinette March 21, 2024

Brainfucking 

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.

Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"

Brainfucking by immaterial labour February 5, 2015

brainwanking 

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

brainwanking by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

binjacking 

The art of disposing of your refuse in a bin belonging to another individual

Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?

No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame

Oh no , binjacking again

binjacking by Chris ord March 12, 2015

brainfucking 

the process of getting into ones head n fucking shit up.

"were you just staring at that bitch?"

"no.. i was brainfucking her"

brainfucking by cleverfckrs October 4, 2009

braincracking 

Braincracking denotes an unusual outbreak of mania of various kinds. Symptoms range from epilectic outbreaks to spacing out. Causes are, among others, too much drugs, too much Hakke power Hardcore music, too much gaming, etc...

Friend A: "have you ever heard a sound?
With your head in the ground?
and you're afraid to say,
and it won’t go away..
that’s a sign you get braincrackin..!"
Friend B: ...ehm....lets go play quake 3 and listen to Neophyte's braincracking song, HAHAHA!!"

braincracking by Gabbox June 12, 2005