Bowered 

'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.

Regardez mon visage! Regardez mon visage!
I AIN'T BOWERED!!!!

Bowered by princessconsuelabananahammock February 15, 2009

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

Bonered 

past tense; the act of having a boner.

"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"

Bonered by onlyonepost August 24, 2011

Bowsered 

(Adj;Noun) discribes one who has been in a negative circumstance.

guy 1: "yo, she threw all your stuff in the garbage?"

guy 2: "yea man, she totaly Bowsered me."

Bowsered by jack be nimble 1990 August 26, 2010

bowened 

To be completely drunk out of your mind, to the point of being sick, trying to get out of moving vehicles and someone having to call an ambulence for you.

wow, she is completely bowened!
im gonna get bowened tonight.

bowened by Birdy1984 May 31, 2010

bowersed

this is the act where one is sexually assaulted by bowers. this occurs most at night time. once someone is spotted by the bowers... they cannot escape.bowers has been known to break down entire buildings just to get to his prey(children or animals). he is not to be messed with or you will be bowersed

'did you hear of the kid that got bowersed?' james asked. joe responded 'it was me?'

bowersed by jogger_the_victim September 3, 2022