Bonespurz 

Noun: a cowardly person who avoids unpleasant tasks or jobs by lying, crying wolf or faking injury.

A draft dodger
Slacker

He is such a Bonespurz. He has a bigmouth but doesn't have the backbone to back it up. If he did he wouldn't have faked an injury to avoid the draft

Bonespurz by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

bonesprocket

(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.

"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"

bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008

Bonespur 

Noun: A person who attempts to get out of work or an unpleasant situation by creating a diversion or lying. A cowardly person who can't be counted on.

"Stop being a bonespur and get it done!"

Bonespur by Mark L Betts August 12, 2019

Bonespured

{the cowardly act of avoiding a unpleasant task or job}

{He bonespured his way out of Vietnam}

Bonespured by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

Bonespurred 

Verb: The attempt to get out of something unpleasant, Usually by lying , crying wolf or, faking injury. Draft Dodger.

He bonespurred his way out of taking out the garbage. He bonespurred his way out of the military draft.

Bonespurred by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Krasnov Bonespursky 

A name given to someone who dodged the draft numerous times by claiming they had bonespurs, then later on being recruited by the KGB and given the codename "Krasnov".

Did you hear that Krasnov Bonespursky keeps crying that he lost the 2020 election due to fraud?

Krasnov Bonespursky by 6_inches_toward_freedom April 14, 2025